I the picture below I think it is ironic that the article is about groups that are foes to Isreal are backing Obama and the banner ad at the top of the page is about how Obama is a friend of Isreal. The full article can be found at:  http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1225199589258&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

1. We know stuff about tanks 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase 3. We can open all our own jars 4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group 5. We don’t have to learn to spell a new last name 6. We can leave a motel bed unmade 7. We can kill our own food. 8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness 9. Wedding plans take care of themselves 10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend 11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack 12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices 13. Everything on our faces stays the original color 14. Three...

Dear Parent(s), Date: ______________ I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us. Please send: __ Money (Cash)! Amount: _______ __ Food (Cookies)! Dozens: _____ __ Clean clothes! Relationships: __ What? __ I am in love with myself __ I am in love! __ I am engaged __ I got married last weekend My Roommate: __ Worships the ground I walk on __ Gave me a black eye __ Is afraid of the dark __ Has fleas My Professors are: __ Mental institution escapees __ Brain dead nerds __ Super oxygen thieves Latest News: __ I wrecked the car __ I can’t use...

The Evolution of Man God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy bags on your back, you’ll eat grass,  you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!  The donkey answered: I’ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.       God created the dog and told him: You will look after the men and house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25 years.  You will be a DOG!       The dog answered:...

Don’t let worry kill you… let the church help. Thursday Night – Potluck Supper, Prayer & Medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don’t know it. We have a nursery downstairs. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. & Mrs. Julius Belzer. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North Ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday at 4:00pm there will be an Ice Cream Social. All Ladies giving milk...