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The Evolution of Man

The Evolution of Man God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy bags on your back, you’ll eat grass,  you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!  The donkey answered: I’ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.       God created the dog and told him: You will look after the men and house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25 years.  You will be a DOG!       The dog answered:...
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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Don’t let worry kill you… let the church help. Thursday Night – Potluck Supper, Prayer & Medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don’t know it. We have a nursery downstairs. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. & Mrs. Julius Belzer. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North Ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday at 4:00pm there will be an Ice Cream Social. All Ladies giving milk...
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DEATH OF AN INNOCENT

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn’t drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I’d get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, the other car didn’t see...
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Does Anybody Hear Her- Casting Crowns

You may not know this about me but I run a ministry called “Christian Guys Ministries“. This video is the heart and soul of why I started it. It breaks my heart to know that we as Christians are allowing guys and girls to come into our churches hear our sermons and then leave with no follow up, no discipleship, no training and we sit in our pews judging them for not “looking right” or for not standing up or sitting down in the right spots. We have gotten so pompous in our walk with God that we are no better than the Pharasies that Jesus condemned. Christian Guys is...
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HOW TO WRITE A TERM PAPER

Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate. Stop off at another floor on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn’t started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonalds and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him. When...
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